jonny 5 

the best rapper i have ever seen that gives a message through a sick beat Bio: Jonny 5 has plans to eventually do everything, but seeks to do so in an orderly way. He wears his brother’s clothes and travels by bicycle. His turn-offs are road rage and hash browns. He believes in global warming and magical realism. In 2013 he hopes to write a rap in 10 languages. His favorite MC tends to be MF Doom. Sooner or later when things settle down he’s going to read all those books.

Jonny 5 is a founding member of the Flobots

jonny 5 my favorite flobot

jonny 5 by flobotx February 9, 2013

Johnny 5 0 

Whereas 5 0 refers to the police generally, Johnny 5 0 is slang for a specific cop- as in, the 5 0 are on their way to arrest you, but Johnny 5 0 is the guy who actually puts you in those cuffs.

I was walking down the street minding my own business, when Johnny 5 0 popped up outta nowhere and asked me for my ID. Naturally, I got the fuck outta dodge as fast as I could.

Johnny 5 0 by ACAB69420 September 3, 2019

Johnny 5 

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!

Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.

Johnny 5 by Tweekachew October 12, 2020

Johny-5 

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"

Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5

Johny-5 by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022

Johnny 5 

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.

Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.

Johnny 5 by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025

if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

if johnny has 5 apples by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023

5 Second Johnny 

1.Someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore.

2.Only being able to last five seconds.

Did you hear about Kyle?

Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!

5 Second Johnny by Scott Hack January 17, 2009