When something or someone is stiff, awkward, bad, peak, rough etc
"How's your schedule looking today bro?"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"

"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"
by WAG3WAG2WAG1 September 13, 2022
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A better version of a joke used purely ironically.
"Get ready for this Jonk bitch! This one is extra cringe!"
by ThatOneOtherLoser December 14, 2022
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(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge
ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams

damn Dennis is such a jonk

ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk
by $walot January 19, 2022
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A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"
"You've got to be jonking me."
by WillTheWonkerofWIllys September 25, 2023
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When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you
Jerry jingle jonked me yesterday
by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017
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