Jolk

Jolk is another word for sex. Which means to have sexual intercourse, which is the inserting of the penis into the vagina.

Example
Friend 1: Bro I just wanna jolk!
Freind 2: Same bro. Jolk it, jolk it, jolk it yeah!

by Hugo Soerm June 9, 2020

jolking

The activity of taking a jog-cum-walk. Jogging primarily and walking once exhausted.

Evan: I was just jolking down the road, I'm done with mile of jolk, non stop!
Erik: That's great, man... Doing such a workout regularly, will get you that toned body in no time...!

by Sankdadude December 3, 2014

jolking

The attempt of a mexican girl trying to spell joking

Natalia thought something was funny and said "jolking".
Leaving everyone confused

by DasCoon October 17, 2011

Jolk

Noun:
A sexually aroused male in a not-so-sexual relationship with another human being, hopefully.

Adjective:
To be sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship.

Verb:
To jolk - To become sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship and use it to your advantage to mess with your partner by grossing them out.

Noun:
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Masturbating to nude pics of you.
Girl: UGH! You're such a jolk!

Adjective:
Guy: Lol dood I just fucked a girl
Guy2: Oh, man you must be jolking.
Guy: Yeah I sure am.

Verb:
Guy: I just jolked with my girlfriend
Guy2: OMG how did she react?
Guy: She was like "GROSSSS!!!"

by JSmith1996 November 28, 2010

Jolking

Someone who completely fails at doing the jerk

Dude your so good at jolking!

by na8tedog May 2, 2010

Jolks

Statement made when something makes you chuckle. To be said using a throaty gargling tone on the "L".

"Kirk got the herpes"
*chuckles* "Jolks"

by Ed Munstay September 16, 2008

jolk

the ultra hot way to say "joke"

Me- YOU'RE SO FUCKIN HOT AND NOT FAT.
Some chick- Really? You mean it?
Me- fuck NO. it was a jolk you ho. damn, you ugly.

by SEEEN June 23, 2004