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Noun:
A sexually aroused male in a not-so-sexual relationship with another human being, hopefully.

Adjective:
To be sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship.

Verb:
To jolk - To become sexually aroused as a male in a not-so-sexual relationship and use it to your advantage to mess with your partner by grossing them out.
Noun:
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Masturbating to nude pics of you.
Girl: UGH! You're such a jolk!

Adjective:
Guy: Lol dood I just fucked a girl
Guy2: Oh, man you must be jolking.
Guy: Yeah I sure am.

Verb:
Guy: I just jolked with my girlfriend
Guy2: OMG how did she react?
Guy: She was like "GROSSSS!!!"
by JSmith1996 November 28, 2010
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2
the ultra hot way to say "joke"
Me- YOU'RE SO FUCKIN HOT AND NOT FAT.
Some chick- Really? You mean it?
Me- fuck NO. it was a jolk you ho. damn, you ugly.
by SEEEN June 23, 2004
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Statement made when something makes you chuckle. To be said using a throaty gargling tone on the "L".
"Kirk got the herpes"
*chuckles* "Jolks"
by Ed Munstay September 15, 2008
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man gets run over by car
me: that was bare jolks
by jolker October 26, 2005
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