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The Joneses 

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.
"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."
The Joneses by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004

keep up with the Joneses 

Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.
Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!

Jokeless 

an alternative to the phrase's "no joke" or "no kidding"
"Wow that chick is bangin hot man"

"Jokeless, right?"

"Man i wish they gave us more fries"

"Jokeless man"
Jokeless by NOTORIOUS PIG May 1, 2010

longing for a place or desire for a type of food. Missing something
I've got the Joneses for fried chicken
I've got the Joneses for New York
joneses by cheryl August 20, 2003

bridget joneses 

Big full-coverage women's underpants
The wind blew up my skirt, but at least I had on my bridget joneses
bridget joneses by Gillygate September 12, 2008

bridget joneses 

Big, non-sexy, full-coverage women's underpants (knickers)
I couldn't find my thong so I had to wear my bridget joneses
bridget joneses by Gillygate September 11, 2008