January Joiner 

Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.

January Joiner by Brent Michael January 15, 2006

Shawn/Joiner 

Shawns/Joiners are typically insane, ridiculous individuals. They like playing Team Fortress 2, but only if by playing, you mean HAXING. They were some of the first people to use words like "Fail," in real life and they're the only people who can fit the word "Headshot" into any conversation. They also do very good impressions.
You will usually be able to recognize a Shawn/Joiner from across the room by his ability to tell of his latest TF2 adventures for at least 10 minutes at a time, in a variety of voices, primarily using the stereotypical "Spy" accent.

Shawn/Joiner
Ash: Did you hear that Shawn kid with a funny accent in the second row talking about "headshot"-ing people? Is he a Russian exchange student?

Alex: No, he's just talking about his latest conquests in TF2.

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Rode: Joiner, quit talking about your video games! I need to start class!

Joiner: Nein!

Shawn/Joiner by AJ^2 January 18, 2010

January Joiner 

People who spend the whole year eating like there is no tomorrow, however, they rationalize it by convincing themselves that they will join the gym after new years. Also known as CHUB CLUB. By mid-january they are nowhere to be found.

Gym rat to gym rat: Gosh I hate it right after New Year's when all the January Joiners come in and take up all the machines!

Later in February: Thank God the chub club is gone and we can use the precor during peak hours

January Joiner by XBevil January 20, 2006

jonard 

A mythological plant found in the eastern part of the South American Tropics used for healing and herbal medical care. This plant consists of sharp vines know as branches at the tips.

One of the commonest jonard plants is found in the Amazon River's ridges.

jonard by Herbal Master April 25, 2007

JonArryn'd 

1) When a high ranking member of any organization or ruling group is rendered completely and utterly useless upon their attempt to expose some conspiracy or tightly guarded secret.

2) Killed quite pathetically by a political opponent. See murked.
3) To be poisoned and die only for the authorities to deem the death "of natural causes."

A: Did you hear what happened to the Vice President of China?
B: Naw? what happened to that cat?
A: Nigga got JonArryn'd.

The term originates from the 1st novel, A Game of Thrones in the epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire from esteemed author George R.R. Martin. At the opening of the novel the character Jon Arryn is announced dead of a "sickness" that is anything but. Hence Jon Arryn was JonArryn'd

JonArryn'd by hard6 September 12, 2012

jonarena 

Synonymous with Gonorrhea. A virus or drain on one's health. Can be identified typically through uncontrolled outbursts of emotional rage, incoherent excuses for socially unacceptable behavior, or other acts of extreme domestic, verbal, or automobile related violence.

Usually a byproduct of null brain activity due to the absence of 'the chipmunks refusing to spin the wheel.'

"He was pulling a jonarena as soon as I saw that blank look on his face..."

jonarena by Normalomg February 4, 2007

Jonarty 

A party celebrating the awesome American band, Jonas Brothers. Their music is typically played and danced to at a Jonarty.

I heard Michelle, Kate, Kristin, Sammie, and Sandra were going to Jonarty tonight. I wish I was invited because I love the Jonas Brothers and parties!

Jonarty by mjonas April 17, 2010