Jonarty 

A party celebrating the awesome American band, Jonas Brothers. Their music is typically played and danced to at a Jonarty.

I heard Michelle, Kate, Kristin, Sammie, and Sandra were going to Jonarty tonight. I wish I was invited because I love the Jonas Brothers and parties!

Jonarty by mjonas April 17, 2010

JonArryn'd 

1) When a high ranking member of any organization or ruling group is rendered completely and utterly useless upon their attempt to expose some conspiracy or tightly guarded secret.

2) Killed quite pathetically by a political opponent. See murked.
3) To be poisoned and die only for the authorities to deem the death "of natural causes."

A: Did you hear what happened to the Vice President of China?
B: Naw? what happened to that cat?
A: Nigga got JonArryn'd.

The term originates from the 1st novel, A Game of Thrones in the epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire from esteemed author George R.R. Martin. At the opening of the novel the character Jon Arryn is announced dead of a "sickness" that is anything but. Hence Jon Arryn was JonArryn'd

JonArryn'd by hard6 September 12, 2012

Jonaray333 

Niche Internet microcelebrity based from Instagram with over 100 followers, frequently either jokingly narcissistic or self deprecating with no inbetween, has a strange fascination with fellow Instagram niche microcelebrity milkwebkinz which some mistake to be romantic fetishising attraction or simping. It isn’t.

Holy fuck Jonaray333 is sooooo cool

Jonaray333 by Jonaray333 July 26, 2021