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The genitalia (Not the testes, but the penis) of a man. "Johnsen" refers to the actual penis of the man, not the crotch, the testicles, or any other region.

If the person in question has several "Johnsen"s, then this person is referred to as "Johnsenrific".
"Look there, my children! That's my Johnsen!"
Johnsen by Johnsen Johnsen June 17, 2009
one who is fasinated with the male genitalia
wow look at that fag he is such a johnsen
johnsen by jeremy694/ January 21, 2008

JohnEnderman 

John is a contradiction to what he describes himself, mostly level headed but unpredictable during different situations

Usually at least 180cm or 6ft tall, dark hair color , bright eyes and generally a bigger man in several ways.

John can be a compassionate towards others, and always try to help the best he could. He stands firm in what he believes in but open minded to other opinions, and secretly observant. held his family in high regards and hopes to have his own in the future.

John is efficient, only does what he needs to do, and what he wants to do, but willing to get out of their way to help others and covers his discomfort with sarcasm as to not offend or hurt others.

John is never honest about himself, he hates it but it helps him along his days. He doesn't like to show raw emotions, only opens up to very certain people that he absolutely trust. He has his grudges, but doesn't let it control his actions, even if it hurts himself because he value the happiness of others rather than himself.

John is a lonely and a hopeless romantic but never show it, he wishes that he was with someone special, and has hurt himself in his attempts to do so, and is now scarred from it, and gave his world a bleak view but he still hope to find that someone he can care, protect, hug, kiss, make love, and make happy in his life.

also the best clans/rust/any other game
I wish I was JohnEnderman he has so many dubs of legends on mineplex clans
JohnEnderman by Outsights December 22, 2022

JohnSense 

Talking your ear off about absolutely nonsense that isn’t even real and made up.
John-“I went out last night and had 20 beers”

-Bystander “This guy talking straight Johnsense”
JohnSense by Seminoles01 May 12, 2025

Dirty Johnsen 

When you tie your girl to a ceiling fan naked, turn on the fan so she starts spinning. Afterwards you then strip down yourself placing your now exposed genitalia in the spinning girls trajectory, resulting in very small and quick rubbs on said genitalia.

It’s common courtesy of the male contestant to raise one leg as a sign of respect while the ordeal goes down.
I gave my girl a Dirty Johnsen last night, has to go to the ER right after for various reasons. But it was worth it!

I almost lost my dick while performing a Dirty Johnsen last night, calculated the trajectory wrong and almost got it severed.

My girl passed out last night during the Dirty Johnsen prolly cause of the constant spinning. Didn’t matter to me tho!

Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen 

The definition og Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen is the most beautiful, sexy, smart, wise, compassionate

,caring, loving and loyal female to ever exist!

Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen is a person everyone either wants to be with or wants to be.

She might get a lot of hate in her lifetime because of jealousy from others.

Ingeborg: Ingeborg is a scandinavian name.
Ingeborgs have a good taste in humor with som extra irony. Ingeborgs are athletic but cute, they don’t take things too seriosly but are very serious in class. They are therefor very fun to party with

Angelina: a super cute girl that is also super friendly. Every boy should have a crush on her and every girl should want to be friends with her. She may be very quiet, but she is very funny when you get to know her
oh look she got that Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen vibe!