Johnatan is a better version of Jonathan. Johnatan is a very special creature. This animal can last very long in bed, and is very animalistic. Fast and stupid, all in one package.
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by SvarteStryk September 9, 2013
A big dick savage ass nigga that dont play about anything.......... he also from da hood keep a stick ..........hilltop of the west and he fucked yo bitch last night "(DONT TRUST HIM ROUND YO BITCH)"
by BossBitchMami100 December 12, 2019
little kids or teens with a goofy pfp that is trying to make kids play the blue whale challenge or teens scaring kids online because they have nothing in life better to do
Girl 1: Yesterday i got messaged by johnatan galindo..
Girl 2: Oh my god! you blocked them right?
Girl 1: I did.
Girl 2: Oh my god! you blocked them right?
Girl 1: I did.
by The mochi gabs 12 July 29, 2020
Dave: *writes johnatan*
Sam: "Did you just fucking say asterisk writes johnatan asterik? I'm tired of your illiterate bullshit, its like you're a second grader in a 21 year old's body. This is why your mom whores herself out every night, because she knows you cant get a job with that mutha-fucking smooth brain of yours. I've unfriended you on every website we use and blocked you, and you come to me every fucking day with this shitty ass weeabo bullshit, you soy boy. Go fucking try to jump off a moving train, you sad horny fucking excuse for a organism on this earth, because you fucking only drain shit, we need the oxygen that your heavy mouth breathing ass uses every day. Please kill yourself, and soon"
Dave: "same time tommorow?"
Sam: "Did you just fucking say asterisk writes johnatan asterik? I'm tired of your illiterate bullshit, its like you're a second grader in a 21 year old's body. This is why your mom whores herself out every night, because she knows you cant get a job with that mutha-fucking smooth brain of yours. I've unfriended you on every website we use and blocked you, and you come to me every fucking day with this shitty ass weeabo bullshit, you soy boy. Go fucking try to jump off a moving train, you sad horny fucking excuse for a organism on this earth, because you fucking only drain shit, we need the oxygen that your heavy mouth breathing ass uses every day. Please kill yourself, and soon"
Dave: "same time tommorow?"
by dovethebird December 2, 2020
He's an amazing friend and his album is dropping August 33rd be ready and he has a huge penis and he probabaly fucked yo bitch
by I wanna fuck Kylie Jenner March 21, 2018