Jonashead 

One who have Jonas Brothers - Jb - fever (Jonas Brothers is a world most famous family band). No matter happen to Jb they always love and support Jb.

girls : We are Jonasheads! We love Jonas Brothers and nothing gonna change that !

Jonashead by Jonashead - OJD January 17, 2011

Jonahed 

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and were overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

Jonahed by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018

Johnarhea 

Loose bowel movements from excessive stress caused by my brother john...

Dude johns dog shit on my ottoman and I lost my naked room because of him I have the worst johnarhea

Johnarhea by Captain chapped December 2, 2013

johnahan 

the name of johnahan is describing a sexy , god like hair weeving man who holds the balls of the universe his shaft is probably bigger than bill gates's future. He is a real lady pleaser and will destroy you girls ovaries just by sticking the tip in. He has no control over how many ladies he pulls but just know he will steel you wife, daughter, son, uncle, niece and everybody in your family. Johnahan swings for both teams and will please a man if he really wants to or how he is feeling that day

Joe:"hey did you see Katelyn,why is she on a stretcher and has a lisp now"
Gavin:"i thing Johnahan got to her, she had it coming she should have known what she was about to endure"

johnahan by Eazy Ambitions October 14, 2017

johnathea 

A Beautiful girl with some anger issues.... everyone will love to be her friend and all the hotties love her too ;)

person 1 - Omg look at johnathea she's such a hottie!
person 2 - ikr...... literally dying!!!

johnathea by LegitSyd December 25, 2016

Jonahed 

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and we're overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

Jonahed by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018