john marc 

A person who usually considers themselves below others. They usually have a low self-esteem unless helped by friends. However, can be confident when necessary and is very helpful. Usually the fun and cringey guy in the group. Usually has a lot of friends, can be awkward at times. (A lot of times.)

Sleeps a lot. Plays video games. Likes Bananas.

Oh my goodness, it's a John Marc! RUN!

john marc by VGauntlet March 29, 2017

Gay Russian John Marc 

Elton john a sexy short gay jiggaboob who singer-man

gay russian john marc is a sexy beast from the east

Gay Russian John Marc by Asskrak October 24, 2017

lil john marco polo 

1. Similar to the game 'Marco Polo' but played with quotes from Dave Chapelle's impersonation of Lil John. One person searching calles out "haWHAAAAAT", to which others respond "YEEEEAAAAHHH". This is particularly useful at hacker conventions

2. Hacker greeting modled after a three way handshake using the phrases "haWHAAAAAT", "YEEEEAAAAHHH", and "OOOHHH KAAAAAY"

I played lil john marco polo at AppSecUSA Lascon to find my friends.

lil john marco polo by Wont give my name to a machine October 26, 2012

John Carroll marching band 

The most energetic, crazy, and the most awsome band in the WORLD! The band is also directed by the coolest and the most energetic person you will meet in your life. (The name will not be mentioned for securety purposes.)
IT's AMAZING

1. John Carroll marching band Rocks!
2. Hey did you see the John Carroll marching band?
"ya they are amazing, they are amazing and mabye a little crazy it's all goood tho,". Ha Ha!!

John Carroll marching band by Someone.... =] October 5, 2007

Pull a Johnmarc 

Few and far between, people named Johnmarc are simply not clutch.

To "Pull a Johnmarc", would would be handily winning a competitive sport or game for the majority of the match only to lose at the last moment due to a stupid mistake. This can happen in situations where maybe you've gotten a large lead over your opponent and suddenly decide to stop scoring (or fail to) and give up on the idea of winning. Much like the verb, "to throw", where someone will lose a game after having obtained a sizable lead. This can also be used in a situation where you are fully capable of doing something but utterly fail to succeed.

Hey, is Lorenzo winning?

Yeah, but it's been a long time since I heard from him. I bet he'll pull a Johnmarc and lose lololol

Pull a Johnmarc by MochaCharok November 6, 2013

Johnmarco 

slightly gay individual, hilarious, good looking in a GQ kind of way. has his own gravitational pull, and if you look at him too long you are in danger of becoming addicted.

1. Wow, Johmarco is soooo funny.
2. Is Johnmarco gay?
3. It almost feels as if Johmarco is pulling me into his orbit.

Johnmarco by lsighlsdhglsdi January 3, 2010

Dirty Johnmarco

When a man puts Tapatío hot sauce, guacamole, and meat on a woman’s vagina and sucks her vagina with the toppings

I received the Dirty Johnmarco

Dirty Johnmarco by ricewithduhspringroll April 28, 2020