Joe's Hoes 

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.

Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"

Joe's Hoes by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson 

Joe Jackson, most commonly known as Shoeless Joe Jackson, after a incident where he had so many blisters on his feet because of his cleats; he decided to play his next game without cleats, and a fan yelled "You shoeless son of a gun, you!", the name stuck.

He is also known for his contrversey in the 1919 World Series agains the Cincinnati Reds. At the time, he was playing for the Chicago White Sox (later became known as the Black Sox Scandal). But, a mafia, decided to ask a couple white sox players to throw the game. Shoeless Joe Jackson said he never accepted the money. He also hit the only home run of the series. The White Sox did eventually lose the series, but Joe had lost his chance in basbeall. Kenesaw Mountian Landis banned Joe from baseballl to clean up all the bad acts going on in baseball. To this day, Shoeless Joe Jackson, the second highest career beatting average ever alltime, is ineligible for the hall of fame.

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson deserves to be in the hll of fame.

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson by Baseball Phanatic June 14, 2009

shoeless joe 

to all dumbasses who entered a definition to shoeless joe, its a baseball player who played for the white sox, later to be called the black sox caused by the players of that team, which included shoeless joe jackson. Proved to be one of the best in the game, but forfeited all rights to hall of fame for supposively gambling and flopping the game. Boo ya!!

Shoeless Joe is off the heezy fo sheezy

shoeless joe by Teddy Douglas January 21, 2004

shoeless joe 

Characterized by the following actions (in order):
1) Taking crap in a pair of new or gently used shoes and then carefully pushing the crap into the toe section.
2) Approaching a homeless person/vagrant/hobo with worn shoes and offering him your "brand new" pair in exchange for his old shoes.
3) Laughing hysterically when he discovers his foot has been hot karl-ed and that he no longer has any usable shoes (hence shoeless joe).
4) Running like hell before you're beaten to death with a shit covered shoe.

Last night we drove down to the rail yard and shoeless joe'd some anonymous vagabond.

shoeless joe by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 26, 2005

shoeless joe 

Hardcore urban dictionary pimp. Does not seem to be able to comprehend that his definitions (or rather hilarious attempts at looking hard)don't make him look like a thugged out killer, but rather a weak loser who can't be a thug in reality and ergo pretends to be one through the anonomynity of the internet. Also seems to think that only gang-banging killas such as himself have the connections to buy a sack of trees, much less smoke them properly. Known to talk out of his ass (e.g. acting like a low rent teenage POF like him has actually handled a two thousand dollar gun before, and that tripping isn't even comparable to being high, constantly accusing people of 'never having smoked'.) Makes threats of violence he cannot possibly carry out against those who aren't fans of a couple of queer clowns who rap.

All the badasses I know go on Urban Dictionary to talk shit and make empty threats of violence against people who don't agree with them on music. Ooh I am so afraid Joe is going to hop on his bike and come get me. Too bad He's an illiterate teenage middle school dropout who 'don't need school' so the street signs will confuse the shit out of him and he'll end up in a ghetto and be robbed and stripped by some non-internet thugs.

shoeless joe by shoelessjoegothisassowned January 23, 2004

shoeless joe 

1.a homeless person who wears no shoes

2.an insult implying that the person u are saying it to is poor.

1."theres so many shoeless joes in New York"

2."you pov shoeless joe!"

shoeless joe by Talon May 31, 2004