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1.
The act of being so fucked up that you have no concept of time, place, intoxication level or actions. Can be acheived by any means of consumtion, ie: alcohol, drugs or any mixing of impairing substances. Shoelessness is usually accompanied by more consuption of impairing substances, generally being fucked up, loss of memory, and a case of the assholes.
Dude: Wtf happened last night?
Bro: Dude you were beyond fucked up, you fell out of the truck and busted your face, you were straight shoeless.
by Juphro September 29, 2011
 
2.
to be without shoes. To be lacking a sense of location, purpose, or shoes.
Everyone look at max hit on those two older men at the bar. He's so shoeless!
by Ross G April 02, 2008