jod

to poke with a shenn
Mordenkainen jods Whipsmart for acting weirdly
by Qwertyuiop^ May 20, 2005
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JOD

combination of jesus and god for the 21st Century
A technologically savvy omniscient conciousness
who knows everything worth knowning
JOD knows,

Ask JOD he knows everything

I don't know why dont you try JODDING it
by jonelone January 16, 2010
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JOD

A useless worker with no coordination that is a complete pain in the arse.

Will walk around work with his finger up his arse all day until shift is over.
Your a absolute JOD
by Urban turban123 May 24, 2018
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Jod

by Gandles October 07, 2006
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On Jod

The same meaning as "on god". I just replaced the 'g' with a 'j' and it's becoming a thing in my class, and I want to make it international.

-V.S
Speaker A: That girl's mad cute bro.
Speaker B: "On Jod"
by theoriginalcocolooksman16 October 26, 2022
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jodding

a cross between joking and kidding.

and the best word you will EVER come across.
"your face looks retarded"

*:(*

"only jodding"

*:D*
by mashy2105 November 16, 2008
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Jod

What people who say "Jif" call God
Person who says "Jif": Oh my Jod bro!
Normal person: What the fuck?
by calemgalgo June 04, 2022
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