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Joysuckers 

Shadowy figures that have slowly become more and more visible in your life. Slowly creeping out from the darkness and showing their true colours. They may disguise themselves as friends, as loved-ones, as healers and most of the time they are haters and cyber-bullies. In reality they are enemies and soul stealers. Revelling in your failures with a smile on their two faces. Yet without them, we may never learn to truly believe in ourselves and our abilities. They test us and we learn to succeed. Eventually gaining the ability to call them out.

Joysuckers.... Love to hate them, hate to love them!
Joysuckers try to suck the joy right out of you.

There are many joysuckers on the net such as jdsonic who tries to suck the joy right out of people.
Joysuckers by LolitaRosalita June 11, 2011
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joysucking 

The act of sucking joy out of an experience.
"Some people don't know how to live without complaining - basically joysucking everywhere they go."
joysucking by TheSarahJ October 24, 2007
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Joysucker 

People who go out of their way to make any pleasant experience an unpleasant one with judgmental comments. VERY common in comment sections everywhere online.

While some may incorrectly refer to them as {Trolls}, Joysuckers are not malicious. They are more like a {Buzzkill}, only more proactive.

Joysuckers truly believe they're doing good and trying to make the world a better place. What they don't realize is they make everyone unhappy. Joysuckers have pretty much ruined political correctness.
I was just enjoying an ice cream cone, then Ethan came over and started lecturing me. He went on and on about what dairy does to the body and how cows are abused for the milk they produce to make my ice cream. What a JOYSUCKER.
Joysucker by owu497 January 14, 2015

jobcucked 

A situation where a person earnestly applies for a job, usually with relevant skills and experience, but has no chance of getting due to the selection panel having already made up their mind about who they will hire (an internal candidate, a family member or friend)

Generally happens in government and large organisations that have bureaucratic HR policies, requiring positions to be externally advertised.
getting jobcucked by an internal hire is so rude. why did you even advertise externally. come on
jobcucked by marrowingstan July 27, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026