jobisms

The sub-set of "real" rules, trends and insights that govern the day to day interaction between people in Corporate America.

Before you go on that job interview, you better brush up on your jobisms, in this economy you have to know how to interview.

Good thing I took jobisms 101 in college, because I knew exactly how to deal with my toxic co-worker

jobisms by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010

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Jobism

The belief that jobs are the only solution to poverty and other social problems

Jobism is the only way we're going to fix this country.

Jobism by American Worker January 20, 2009

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Jobism

The discrimination and mistreatment of others based on financial income source or lack thereof.

Telling someone that they don't deserve to be able to support themselves with an entry level job is blatant jobism.

Jobism by MidwestMasterpiece June 24, 2022

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Jobism

Another Word For Racsism Aganist A ex-Felon who is looking for a job. and being turned away for past expirences

jah'corey and louis severd time in the same jail but louis is white so he wont be jobismed against

Jobism by mrsturner25 October 13, 2006

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Jobism

Job application spawnism

Me when I see jobism 😰😰😰😰noooo I don't want a job

Jobism by Scottona. September 16, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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