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at a job site 

Euphemism often used when referring to one's deviant sexual behavior. Specifically, the act of sitting in a comfortable mesh office chair giving the impression of working while in fact loaded on Viagra and dreaming of shaven billy goats licking your balls and a troop of monkeys tugging on your shaft while magically teddy bears dance around you chanting "tickle his taint, tickle his taint." The monkeys must obey the Teddy Bear chant and begin to tickle your taint whilst tugging your shaft. This is all done while very convincingly seeming to go about normal work tasks.
I'm sorry, Mr. Smith is not available at the moment, he's "at a job site."

shop the jobsite 

I shop the jobsite at least twice a week, and sell at fleamarkets on the weekends.
shop the jobsite by Worldhead December 4, 2009
The jobsite is not to be taken lightly. The jobsite is a place where a man can look at his truck and say “that’s my rig!”. Usually, he is referring to a Ram 1500 Bighorn Crew-cab. One thing you do not wanna be without on the jobsite is wintergreen.
jobsite by pieceofjankbonk November 6, 2020

jobsite 10 

When a woman that is low on the 1-10 scale is seen at a construction site and she turns everyone’s head.
I saw Christine by the pool the other day and didn’t look twice at her. When she showed up at the jobsite, the whole place just about shut down. She really is a jobsite 10
jobsite 10 by Skinner M October 3, 2022

jobsite 10 

When a woman that is low on the 1-10 scale is seen at a construction site and she turns everyone’s head.
I saw Christine by the pool the other day and didn’t look twice at her. When she showed up at the jobsite, the whole place just about shut down. She really is a jobsite 10
jobsite 10 by Skinner M October 3, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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