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Jkaytion 

To joke or lie that rhymes with vacation.
1 " Hey John i have something to tell you "
2 "yeah"
1 " I have cancer "
2 " Really? "
1 "No dude, im just taking you on a Jkaytion "
2 " What the hell is a Jkaytion , this sucks "
1 " Yeah i know.... "
Jkaytion by B4Banana August 19, 2009
Related Words
a Jkat, is a prison/jail term for a mentally unstable inmate, especially one that doesn't realize he is a weirdo. Derives from an inmate being a "Category J."
Look at that Jkat over there- that foo is a trip in a half, my boy.
JKat by BenderX3 July 31, 2020
A man/woman who lives in a hole and lacks any level of charisma. They use Discord as a replacement for a social life and more than likely have a Reddit account.
Person 1: I don't need a social life if I can meet thousands of people on Discord!
Person 2: lol ok Jawt
Jawt by anonymous October 13, 2020

human jawtrap 

when an ugly person wakes up after a night of sex only to realise that they are in not holding on to their lover but in fact holding their gnawed off arm. thus making them coyote ugly
ugly betty: that was a lovely night wasnt it?
*realises she is talking to an arm*
ugly betty: fuck! not again! im just a human jawtrap
Meaning Just kidding all the way or jk all the way. Instead of the typical jk it refers to a past phrase as jkatw refers to the ENTIRE conversation..
Dave: Butter...Butter...Butter..
Jack: Dude whats wrong.
Dave: Ever drowned in butter
Jack: ......
Dave: No...well it involves lots of pushing, and a lot of shoving
Jack: Dude what are u talking about
Dave: haha jkatw
Jack: Idiot
jkatw by Ngage2 September 19, 2009
Merging jaw dropping with fantastic. Meaning extremely good. Similar to the phrase jawsome
His ride was Jawtastic yo!
jawtastic by neocraven January 12, 2007