Jizzum Sandwich

a sandwich with a minimum of two oz. of jizz. preferably on a ticket received from the fuzz.

Mr. Chi City, in advance i would like to say no homo. first you should put two oz. of your own jizzum in the ticket, then let four of your freinds also put their jizzum in the ticket. At this point you have a five person jizzum sandwich. then let someone eat the jizzum sandwich.

by talzaietycodythompson July 28, 2009

Jizzums

Used to indicate that you have tricked or caught another.
Another way to say Gottems, Gotcha, Tricked You, or Psyche.

Originally spelled Gizzums but changed to Jizzums on Jan 26, 2005

(Created by Bijoy Thomas in 2004)

Hey I just got a lambo for my birthday.
Jizzums!

Guess what! Im going out with Bobby, Jizzums!

by BJoy January 27, 2005

Jizzum bath

After sex the woman holds the jizz in. Then once in the bath releases the jzz into her bath thus bathing in jizz= jizzum bath , soft skin 👌🏼

Why you soft you babe , i had a “jizzum bath”

by Wanielle July 21, 2018

Jizzum Sticks

Cheese filled breadsticks

bosco sticks cheese filled breadsticks Jizzum Sticks

by Ass Jew 2 April 26, 2010

Jizzum Gizzum

A sudden neck spasm occurred due to fear

"Yo dude I just got the worst Jizzum Gizzum!"
"I don't want to get a Jizzum Gizzum at the haunted house!"

by GabyGaga June 7, 2014

jizzum

A Jizzum is a jar filled with jizz and used for cooling pc and drinking

Would you like some jizzums?

by dav davs June 30, 2022

Jizzum prizm

A vagina, a pussy, a snatch.. Slang

"Dude, I need to get into a jizzum prizm tonight"
"Jimmy blew his load in her jizzum prizm"

by Todderthedude December 10, 2018