8 definitions by cum.stain.stan
Moany Mutt is a blonde furred wiener dog that likes human dick inside of her, she is also cum stain stan's furry sidekick
by cum.stain.stan May 14, 2022
Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first
by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022
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by cum.stain.stan April 28, 2022
Grade9math.com, for all your child porn needs Its unblocked on the school wifi, so you can watch it while you teach Its Mr. Schwartz's favourite site, he loves to watch it day and night He's a pedophile, so it's his style, to ask you to stay after class so he can fuck you in the ass He loves to rape kids, and he loves to gape them too
by cum.stain.stan August 24, 2022
Grade9math.com, for all your pornographic needs, Its unblocked on the school wifi, so you can watch it while you teach, Its Mr. Schwartz's favourite site, he loves to watch it day and night He's a pedophile, so it's his style, to ask you to stay after classGrade9math.com, for all your child porn needs Its unblocked on the school wifi, so you can watch it while you teach It's Mr. Schwartz's favourite site, he loves to watch it day and night He's a pedophile, so it's his style, to ask you to stay after class so he can fuck you in the ass
by cum.stain.stan August 13, 2022
you: damn that guy can jizz.
your mom: the jizzer is a woman, don't be sexist women can have cocks too.
"would you like a jizzburger with a side of creampie?"
your mom: the jizzer is a woman, don't be sexist women can have cocks too.
"would you like a jizzburger with a side of creampie?"
by cum.stain.stan April 24, 2022
The real life equivalent of spiderman, except his radioactive whore of a girlfriend bit his cock while she was blowing him, and he gained the ability to shoot strings of cum from his cock that are strong enough to swing from, you'll occasionally see him swinging around the streets of Alabama blasting people with his massive cock and cum shots, fucking your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter, even your illegally imported pet alligator from Australia.
your favorite cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots, cum blasts, cum swinging, cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia
his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of Alabama (Alabama's sex crime syndicate)
your favorite cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots, cum blasts, cum swinging, cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia
his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of Alabama (Alabama's sex crime syndicate)
you: cum stain stan fucked my underaged daughter again, and i think she's pregnant this time
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last night too
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last night too
by cum.stain.stan April 24, 2022