Skip to main content

jizzcuit 

a jizzcuit is where a group of men masturbate and then cum onto a biscuit. the last one to cum has to eat said cum-covered biscuit
man 1: "hey guys wanna play jizzcuit?"
man 2: "what is that? hmm"
man 3: "*LINKS THIS DEFINITION*"
man 2: "hmm ok"
*10 MINUTES LATER*
man 1: "oh fuck *EATS JIZZCUIT*"
jizzcuit by lerpes January 14, 2020
jizzcuit mug front
Get the jizzcuit mug.
See more merch

jizzcuit 

a biscuit covered in jizz that is the result from a game that gay men play in which a biscuit is placed in the center and the men masterbate on to the biscuit and the last one must eat it.
Jody (the gay man) was the last to shoot his wad so he had to eat the jizzcuit
jizzcuit by boondock_saint March 4, 2005

RISK IT FOR THE JIZZCUIT 

Where dudes do it on a biscuit and the last one has to eat the biscuit and is eternally shamed.
Come on don't be a pussy, Lets play Risk it for the jizzcuit

jizcuits 

When you make biscuits and drizzle white chocolate across them and it looks like somebody has jizzed all over them.
Mmmmm these Jizcuits are delicious
jizcuits by Ajabes December 24, 2017
The cut you get on your penis from the dried jizz in your jizzrag
Hey man you do that girl last night?
Nah, I got a jizzcut didn’t wanna get aids
Jizzcut by Project_JDM March 17, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026