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jizzability 

A display of support for a candidate on the campaign trail that involves jizz in some fashion. See the political term "visibility," for a non-jizz example.
"I hope he becomes President so I'm organizing a massive jizzability at the local mall."
jizzability by John Edwards January 25, 2004

jizzability 

The quality of being jizztastic
Ah man, Teresa Heinz Kerry sure has jizzability!
jizzability by MC Otter September 5, 2004

jizzability 

the inability to jizz or orgasm as a male.
Watto has a jizzability, because he cant nut
jizzability by edwardo692402 September 14, 2022

High jizzability 

A homosexual wearing brightly coloured clothing
Kevin’s clothing has high jizzability - I can tell he’s gay from a mile away
High jizzability by Billeasttroy September 21, 2022

jiggability 

(noun) the quality or state of having movement to the female upper anatomy--bouncy or inelastic
Her breasts had low jiggability; they were very firm.
jiggability by mrwigglesbrown December 30, 2011

jizzility 

Short for jizz ability, it refers to the amount, speed, and potentially appearance of the ejaculate.
"Tommy's jizzility is ridiculous, he could get 30 women pregnant in one shot"

"Bill's jizzility is so high that he gave Margaret a black eye during a facial"
jizzility by Ryan Hammeredson November 1, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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