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Jizz Brick is when you spunk-up on a brick and hurl it through someones front window.
I put a Jizz Brick through the Chilli Kings window last night.
by Jizz Maestro November 15, 2016

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a dense collection of random things stuck together by the adhesion of semen
i was jerking off yesterday and came in my trash can. i formed a jizz-brick with some dryer sheets and old socks
by YungZebruh November 18, 2012

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