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jizz farmer 

1. One who causes sperm to come forth through various methods.
2. One who farms jizz
3. One who lives to bring forth semen
That bitch is a straight jizz farmer. She wouldnt stop rubbing my dick until i ran dry.
jizz farmer by shabat July 7, 2008

Sweaty Jizz Farmer 

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.
*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

jizz farmer 

1. one who harvests jizz from multiple sources including animals and people in order to bottle it for a profit by selling it to sperm banks
look at that bastard gary he wanked of that horse for three hours, i bet hes got so much jizz hes a jizzilliannare, what a jizz farmer
jizz farmer by luron November 4, 2008

Jizzfarmer 

one who raises and tends to jizz as if it were a cash crop
I wish my husband wasn't a jizzfarmer because he always expects me to clean him up after a day in the fields.
Jizzfarmer by Jerandam June 20, 2008
A jizzfarm is a hottie, male or female, that induces sex or masturbation.
I was up all night with pics of that jizzfarm in my head. I'm spent.
jizzfarm by Snow27 October 20, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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