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Condensed pseudonym that derives from the phrase Jizz-on-us, this cultural idiom originates from the Asian race, used frequently on occasion when plebeians shout in excitement, "Holy Jizzuz!" in the English language. Westerners misinterpreted these clamors of ejaculation because of the incomprehensible accentuation of these people from the land of the rising sun, and instead thought their shrieks of joy were referring to the Holy Messiah himself. This was later found to be untrue based on the anthropological evidence presented by an Asian-Caucasian and quarter negro in a heated and educational exchange on the popular social-networking website, facebook. So when Asians proclaim "Jizzuz" in the middle of prayer, work, and discussion, it is not to use the Lord’s name in vain or draw attention to humanity’s savior, but rather to reference the feeling that normally succumbs a male before he showers his excitement all over his companions.
"Holy Jizzuz, that was the most incredible thing I've ever seen!"

"We ask that Jizzuz may enter your lives and lead you on to the path of truth and happiness."

"Jizzuz is what helps me wake up each day looking on the bright side."

"I can only thank Jizzuz for the many blessings I have received in my lifetime."
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Jizcuzzi 

(jiz-koo-zee)
-pro noun
When semen pools inside the belly-button after a man ejaculates onto his partners (lower) stomach. Thus, forming a Jizcuzzi
After Aaron busted a load on my stomach, he blew bubbles into my Jizcuzzi!
Jizcuzzi by Coolcandy January 27, 2009

Jizcuzzi 

A Jacuzzi that is notoriously known for having a high sperm count and dingers (condoms) blocking the filter.
Who wants to go swimming in the jizcuzzi? I don't know,will I get pregnant? Not if you're on the pill.
Jizcuzzi by Risbot March 9, 2014

jizzguzzler 

one who guzzles jizz
the merigang except for mdawg and everyone else is a jizzguzzler
jizzguzzler by Mihir Joshi January 12, 2006

Jizgusting

A combination of the words "jizz" and "disgusting". Generally means "disgusting", but towards a sexual meaning or action, while "disgusting" just refers to any other sort of nasty thing.
Guy 1: Dude, those hot-pockets your mom made tasted disgusting!
Guy 2: Haha..I gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket! xD
Guy 1: UUGHH, dude thats jizgusting! Go fuck yourself.
Jizgusting by FiFyenAC March 17, 2010

Jiguzillionaire 

A semi-underground but not-so-known group of indecent young teenage rappers that do not fit into the criteria of society. The music they release on Soundcloud is total ear-rape and is only listened to by their friends and highly unintelligent teenagers that are either overweight or acne-ridden individuals with no prospect in life. One of the members called Uzi doesn't even rap because he has trouble speaking English and he sounds like a total foreign object when he tries to rap.

The word Jiguzillionaire can also be used to describe the groups fans or as a slang term for someone who is either over-weight, acne-ridden or a total looser with no goal in life.
Person 1: "Hey, dude! Do you listen to Jiguzillionaire?"
Person 2: "No, they are so damn lame."

Person 1: "Look at Jimbob over there, literally has no goal in life."
Person 2: "What a total Jiguzillionaire."

jizzguzzler 

Man or woman who will not tolerate having their face sprayed and instead must ingest semen loads in a guzzling manner.

Also used as a disparaging term for a homosexual.
That dude is a jizzguzzler.
jizzguzzler by LordHate May 13, 2005