Jimist 

"Jim" or "Jeem", is a letter in Persian/Farsi language. It also is a verb meaning "to do a job in a better and faster way".
"Jeemist" or "Jimist" (pronunciation is the same) means somebody who does a job or a task better and faster.

No one imagined it would be possible to do it this good in such a short time. But somehow he managed to do it. He's a Jimist.

Jimist by jimist November 15, 2019

jismisms 

phrases that are just crap

i like trance... now that's just plain jism

jismisms by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Jismism 

The movement to compel heterosexual men to embrace their full responsibility for reproductive choices by limiting themselves to ejaculating only when attempting to create a pregnancy.

Jismists believe that ejaculation begins life and therefore they place the burden of birth-control measures and their attendant failures squarely on the shoulders of the possesors of sperm.

Jismism honours men as being more able to control reproduction than women, who have thus far been given the whole responsibility for it and have, judging from unplanned pregnancy rates, failed miserably.

Jismists also recognize that it has been the male of the species which has thus far made all the rules regarding how and when a woman can engage in various birth-control practices and therefore believe it is only right to go the distance and make the rules for themselves for a change.

Motto: Spread the word, not the seed!

Jismism has no religious affiliation.

Under the new Jismism-inspired law, all unwanted pregnancies are deemed to be the fault of the male who ejaculated without intent to reproduce. Under this new law, all care and expenses of raising the child AND compensation for the inconvenience the pregnancy causes the mother; OR the cost and social stigma of the abortion procedure must be borne by the male who failed in his duty.

Jismism by S. Nelson March 26, 2006

Jimist 

One who practices Jiminism, the worshipping of Jim:

"My name would be God, interpreted as Jah-im. The only rule is to follow the one true belief that all mortal men are evil and doomed, so no men would be welcome. Just a bunch of women...who can cook really well. Another rule would be not to bother me when I'm sleeping. My worship time would just be me sleeping. So I would have sleep, a bunch of chix who hate every man but me and good food."
Look at teh breasts on that Jimist!

"She eats, breathes, and sleeps Jim. She's a Jimist!"

Jimist by A_Jimist July 3, 2006