1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.
"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."
by Anonymous December 5, 2002
An acronym. It stands for "Jerks In Social Media"
Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable
Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable
Never back down from or apologize to the JISM because the JISM are never satisfied. They only want to crush you
by thurb April 1, 2021
The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003
by Zolatan August 13, 2005
Mike had a nightmare the night before he went in for his physical. He was worried about making jism while he was being checked for cancer.
by quality control January 31, 2005
Tim: Holy jism on a cracker jenny did you see that?
Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.
*lays the smack down on Tim*
Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.
*lays the smack down on Tim*
by Falkinor December 15, 2004