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Someone who often consumes jib, or meth, and is a fiend and steals peoples' shit for money, so they can afford more jib.
1) Blucka damn, that's one hell of a jibtek
2) D'yamn what a jibtek, he just railed 20 points of shard and did 3 BnE's
3) "Have a sketchy sunday... I'm...a jibtek"; spoken by an self-proclaimed jibtek the morning after a 'rave'.
jibtek by lonestar50721 July 11, 2006
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jibtek warrior

A title given to an extreme methamphetamine addict or user. Beware of bloody lung chunks in phlegm.
That jibtek warrior hasnt slept in over a week, what a retard.
jibtek warrior by Joe Mamma February 9, 2004
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jibtech warrior 

An individual who indulges in crystal meth on a regular basis.
see: Jibbernaught, Meth Head
- I am a jibtech warrior.
- Grandma is high again. I think she's a jibtech warrior.
jibtech warrior by techmystic October 26, 2004
Jibek is.......................just AMAZING!!!
She'll always look up to you and be there for you when you need it.
She's so damn beautiful, everybody looks at her when she enters a room.
She's somehow shy and outgoing at the same time
Wich gives her a pretty mysterious look at first
But then you realize that clear and calm beauty of hers.
You'll always see her with a book in her hands witch gives her a smart and sexy appearance.
She's every's boy's desire as a beautiful, independent, smart, funny, caring and cute young women
Her crush doesn't understand at what point he needs her in his life
And she simply needs the best person on the planet, PERIOD.
Her friends loooooove her and wish the best for her
Anyways, Jibek is just.so.fu**ing.wonderful.
Random Person N.1: "Brooo i met a girl???? "

Random Person N.2: "Oh yeah?? How is she??"

Random Person N.1: "She's mystirious and sooo sexyyy!!"

Random Person N.2: "hum hum,that must have been a JIBEK!!"
Jibek by Usssssss_<3 December 4, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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