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1.
a language usually used when a person is intoxocated, talkin trash, or just has no idea what he or she is talking about. 80% of the time jib jab is followed by an ass whoppin.
Man, that boy was talkin that jib jab last night. He almost got his ass beat.
by Quintin Lewis January 15, 2006
 
2.
A witty video making internet company that gained world wide acclaim with their rendition of "This Land is Our Land" featuring George W. Bush and that France loving, ball gag wearing surrender monkey John Fing Kerry. It was posted so frequently to internet message boards that the phrase "jib jab" came to mean "this has already been posted 37 times you melvin asshat."
New thread: Great funny new video about the election!

Reply 1: Jib Jab

Reply 2 (By thread initiator): What is Jib Jab?

Reply 3: Jib Jab is Jib Jab you jib jab jib jabber! JIB JAB!
by Fugu January 11, 2005
 
3.
Seemingly intelligent tangents by one whom is heard by no one.
Sam was speaking jib-jab in AP Lang class today.
by Molly Cushing March 02, 2006
 
4.
Asian massage parlor blowjob recieved by cheating husbands.
The sucky sucky shop is closed for Ho Chi Minh's birthday so NO jib jab for YOU Festus!
by Dragon of Wessex February 22, 2010
 
5.
a slang word for a joint or spliff or a j or a hoorah
man we smoked a fatty bodaddy jibjab last night then i banged some skeez and blew my nut milk all over her funbags!
by zach durocher April 12, 2007
 
6.
The position in which a monkey is held while a siberian wolf hound pummels his chin
Ooooh Haaa Haaa Heee Heee.... OOOOF
by Sourbread February 02, 2005