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Jewnited States of America 

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them
The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.
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jewniversity 

A university or college that has a large percentage of Jewish students.

NYU, Yeshiva, U of Maryland, Rutgers, Brandeis, Columbia, CUNY Queens, SUNY Binghamton, Yale, Northwestern, etc....
Good usage: "I go to New York Jewniversity." aka N.Y.Jew.
jewniversity by Jeremizzle May 13, 2006

jewniverse 

where all the jews will live in the future

where all the jews came from
That bitch is from the jewniverse
jewniverse by vikings2326 May 9, 2008
To be in denial when it comes to someone being Jewish, or being of Jewish decent.
Brandy: John Mayer is not Jewish!

Brittany: He totally comes from Jewish decent, I googled it. You're obviously in Jewnial.
Jewnial by Brittany woohoo! July 7, 2009

Jewniggerfuck

A shifty African American Jew that puts the sheeny curse on you.
Because of that Jewniggerfuck, Maury, I had a bad finacial year.
Jewniggerfuck by Juicy Ju December 19, 2011

jewnicorn 

a word used by the incredibly quality faction of The Social Network fandom on tumblr to describe Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg, as both of them are Jews who were clearly raised by unicorns in a magical forest somewhere
Ah, the sweet smell of Jewnicorn love in the morning.
jewnicorn by robin-sparkles December 3, 2010