Jewnial

To be in denial when it comes to someone being Jewish, or being of Jewish decent.

Brandy: John Mayer is not Jewish!

Brittany: He totally comes from Jewish decent, I googled it. You're obviously in Jewnial.

by Brittany woohoo! July 7, 2009

Jewnial

When someone denies that they are Jewish but they engaged in daily activities that clearly lets everyone know that they are a Jew.

Brian is in such Jewnial. He tells me hes not Jewish yet the other day I caught him walking down the street looking for discarded pennies and crying while reading Anne Frank.

by CARTMAN November 12, 2014