gin and jewce 

When a rabbi and or someone of Jewish decent gets drunk. perferably off gin.

Guy 1: did you go to synogogue yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah I did. The rabbi was shmammered. He must have been sippin on gin and jewce.

gin and jewce by suck ma jewce April 26, 2009

Jewsed 

Jewish kid + juiced= drunk jewish fuck.

Hoon: "Josh was so Jewsed last night at Lukas' house!"
Annie: "I KNOW! he was too wasted to put his own shoes on"
Hoon: "That jew bastard wouldn't even let me hit his blunt, so fuckin stingy!"

Jewsed by TRAPHOUSEBOOMIN December 27, 2010

jewce 

the juice that jewish people drink

joseph- ive never had such an amazing drink made by our people. the Jewish people.

mary- yeah! that was one amazing glass of jewce!

jewce by mypseudonymisasecret November 10, 2009

jewped 

Being tricked by one of those sly jewish people.
Similar to duped but involving jews or heebs as i like to call them.

Oh my goodness i have been jewped.

jewped by CarnivorousJewSlayerSavage July 10, 2006

jewce 

1. Jewish juice; especially that which is drunk by Jews on their holy days.

You want some jewce to drink?

jewce by shippo/jeff December 11, 2004

jewmedy 

Jewish comedy. Comedy made by Jews.

Seinfeld is a jewmedy.

jewmedy by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 16, 2006

jewbede 

a ugly crusty name for a jew with claws and has back probelms

"that kid was so crusty he was a jewbede"

jewbede by bosey jones March 9, 2009