jerkaholic 

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.

He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.

jerkaholic by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008

Jewphoric 

adj. A euphoric state, somehow related to a person, place, or thing that is/semi-related to Judaism or being Jewish. Other Forms: Jewphoria (n), Jewphor (p.n.), Jewphoricly (adv). Close confuser: Jewphoria, n, the euphoric feeling that a jew experiences when they see money!

when you posted that your brother got into NYJew (read: NYU), I was jewphoric!

Jewphoric by jewliah April 22, 2011

dewaholic

Used to describe a person, or animal that is addicted to the worlds greatest carbonated, and caffinated beverage, Mountain Dew.

Ryan: "Hello everyone"
Everyone: "Hi Ryan"
Ryan: "My names Ryan, and im a Dewaholic"

dewaholic by MiniTrucker July 23, 2006

jewalicious 

filed with jews

that bank is jewalicious

jewalicious by JoeNUts January 28, 2022

jewolic 

Someone from a mixed faith Catholic/Jewish family. i.e. one Catholic parent and one Jewish parent.

Christmas time was confusing for the Jewolic child.

jewolic by Pete A October 11, 2005

jewphobic 

jewphobic is when you hate jewsexuals

YoTo: JEWSEXUAL ISNT REAL
Cade: jewphobic lul

jewphobic by DogeGamer96882/Epix December 28, 2021

Jerkaholic 

A person who works exceptionally hard to prove they are better than everyone else. Steals and plagiarizes religiously from everyone around them. If they are on-line, they will carefully craft their profile to prove they are superior, with many timely shots of their expensive and cliched vacation spots.

A consummate fake who does not believe a word who comes out of his mouth.

Hates anyone with a talent they don't posses. Secretly despises everyone and wants to become ruler overlord of the world; should be avoided at all costs.

I have to get away from that jerkaholic; he's stealing my soul!

Jerkaholic by Captain Ahab the 14th October 22, 2014