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Jew Tactics

1)Actions that are deemed to be cheap, such as stealing the last slice, taking shotgun even when someone else has called it, and being overall cheap and jewish like my uncle.

2)Doing something in a video game that is cheap, sneeky, or blatently against the stated rules. Also as being the cheapest character in the game or betraying your team mates. SEE Joey Tactics...Also, modding, standby-ing, circle boosting, dummy glitching, super-bouncing, or getting the shotgun or sword.
1)Guy #1:I call shotgun
Guy #2:*runs to the car and gets in anyways*...friggen twitty

2)Guy #1: I am going to pwn this noob
Guy #2: No way man, *switches SMG with sword and slashes opponent*
Guy #1: Jew Tactics
Jew Tactics by $$K-Rock$$ November 15, 2006

Tactical Jew 

A very sneaky, cheeky, tactical person. This person knows everyone's secrets, and is seen almost everywhere.
Tyler: Dude, is that Austin?
Gabe: Wasn't he just at the grocery store?
Tyler: Yeah, how'd he get there so fast?!
Gabe: What a tactical Jew!
Tactical Jew by TacticalJewHunter October 1, 2010
Related Words

jewtastic 

1.awesomely jewish
2.better than everyone else

submitted by Drew
Im Jewtastic
jewtastic by Drew February 27, 2004

jewtastic 

An adjective describing a business deal where one of the parties gets ripped off.
Dude, I just sold my $500 car to that moron for $3,000! That was totally jewtastic!
jewtastic by Dude Regular February 21, 2011

jewtastic 

something so jewish that it is fantastic
The boy wearing that kippa is jewtastic!
jewtastic by somebody-here November 20, 2006

jewtastic 

so fantastically jewish that it is named jewtastic
Hey Tim, did you see what Johnny did to Lauren? Yeah it was jewtastic.
jewtastic by heretic^ July 16, 2008

jewtastic 

Something very jewish. Beyond your normal jewishness. Jewish+fantastic=jewtastic
guy playing poker: *loses lots of money on river* that was jewish
*goes all in on next hand with 3 aces, loses on the river* man this shit is fuckin Jewtastic.

Full Tilt Poker= jewtastic
jewtastic by 666STEVE!!! February 19, 2009