Most hated race by Hitler
Reincarnated Hitler: This time I'm going to kill 30,000 Jews and two clowns!
Random: Why are you going to kill two clowns?
Reincarnated Hitler: See, no one cares about zee Jews!
An easily identifiable and handy scapegoat for all the world's problems. Although strangely, they ARE responsible for an astounding 95% of the world's problems, so go figure.
1. Damn Jews stole my coupons
2. Stop acting
like a Jew and give me that money
you owe me
3. Gentile: "Jews sunk the Titanic"
Semite: "What? The Titanic
struck an iceberg you fool!"
Gentile: "Greenberg, Goldberg, Iceberg, you Jews are all the same to me"
The so called chosen people. But actually every race claims at one point or another to be God's chosen people, the Jews where just the first to call dibs on the name by writing it down.
Tim: Hi there I'm Jewish
Fritz the German: Oh, sorry, here's twenty bucks
Iranian: Don't be sorry that whole thing never happened
Mel Gibson's dad: He's right you know
To cheat someone out of something for personal financial gain, normally an odd job or something of the nature.
Ted: I get paid like $200 dollars a month to water plants man.
Joe: If you weren't my friend, I would totally jew that job from you for like 150 bucks.
Heat source used in Germany in the late 1930's and early 1940's.
Eva: Wolfie, its cold in here tonight. Adolf: Shut the fuck up and throw another jew on the fire.
a person who is considered cheap
-Asking your mates to pay you back for the text they sent from your phone
- only shopping at sale time
- picking up a coin off the group thats less then $1
- not tipping
- waiting for your 5cents change
"You are such a jew"