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People who get unfairly blamed for everything. In reality, that's just because people are jealous of them because Jews are mega-rich. :)
Non-Jew: Everything is the Jews' faults!
Jew: You're just jealous because we're richer than you.
Non-Jew: *Sulks*
by dsgvvbsdkufbgs January 16, 2011
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Jews are a part of a religion, not a race. they are humans, just like everyone else
Jews have a reputation for being cheap. so? catholics have a reputation of being intolerable. muslims have a reputation of being terrorists. does every member of these religions have these qualities? no! what's with the hate? what did jews do to you? all of the haters need to take a long hard look in the mirror. you aren't perfect. the haters will burn in hell.
by lilshortty October 22, 2008
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1. A person who practices the religion of Judaism, regardless of his or her ethnicity.
2. A person who was raised in a Jewish family and considers himself an ethnic Jew.
3. A person who is intelligent and has an above average dick, but who doesn't brag about it because he doesn't want to make his Christian friends jealous.
I don't go to temple, but my father was Jewish. If you want to call me a Jew, that's fine with me.
by methehebrew100 August 20, 2009
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A hated ethnic group for no reason. Jesus was a jew and the holy bible was about jews so all the christians who use "jew" as a bad word are hypocrites.

Jew is not a godam race for all you uneducated idiots.
Those darn jews stole my shoes.
by acne March 25, 2008
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A designator referring to a specific religion practiced by a specific group of originally semitic peoples. An accurate definition beyond this point is impossible because of the myriad connotations, both positive and negative, which this word has. Elaborate definitions simply fall into racist rant, ignorant generalizations,stereotypes, and transparent envy.
Too many people would have you believe that generosity is foreign to Jews.
by Bernard Stein October 10, 2005
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Jews are people who are often classified by non-Jews as "chosen." The latter group then starts hatin Jews for that designation.

According to Jewish law: If you mom is Jewish you are Jewish, even if you dont practice the Jewish religion/practice a different religion(that's why it has an ethnic aspect to it)

Judaism is an orthopractic religion, which means certain deeds/actions speak louder than someone's belief (in J.C. for example). That is why, while many Jews can be athesit, they will still celebrate holidays like Hannukah, Passover, Rosh Hashana etc...cause they are fun and have also become part of the culture.

If you want to become Jewish, you need to undergo orthodox conversion, and keep all the Jewish laws as described in the Jewish holy book, the Torah.

Not all Jews are Israelis, and not all Israelis are Jews. Nevertheless, Jews can become Israeli citizens very easily.

I am a Jewel and that kewl
by Jew-el September 06, 2007
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members of the jewish religion, jews are often insulted for things they have no control over - people use them as scapegoats. some think all jews are peaceful, smart, and downright annoying - these people are wrong.
"jews are annoying"
"shut up"
by tm0use342 January 05, 2006
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