jettison stage one 

To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.

to jettison stage one (expr.):

"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."

jettison stage one by varn_ix August 11, 2008

George Jetsoned 

When Your Significant Other takes your Wallet/Credit Card, and leaves you just enough cash for lunch.

You: "Walks into work at 8am"

Co-Worker: Why the long face?

You: Man, i just got George Jetsoned!

Co-Worker: Awe Snap! That Sux....

You: Mmhmm!

George Jetsoned by KasperDeVille March 8, 2014

jettison

1. To leave a location.

2. To quickly depart from a location.

see also: jet

"I gotta get up early tomarrow so I'm about to jettison."

jettison by El-Keter July 24, 2002

Jettison

A fancier term for “yeet”. Often involves a mechanical object of some sort.

Jettison the escape pods!

Jettison by masokitsune January 17, 2019

self-jettison 

to throw yourself down to the floor

Stairs are often unsafe, with a high temptation to self-jettison oneself down them.

self-jettison by PontificatingPants April 24, 2019

jettison

1: throwing up, puking
2: to rid your body of pretty much everything it can, usually in the form of post party vomit or shit.

"man! that made me sick, i totally had to go out back and jettison!"

"i partied so hard, i had spent an hour afterwards jettisoning everything!"

jettison by Shinigami Dani July 18, 2003

Jettison

To throw off board or overboard

Especially in naval or aviation terms

I used to think of her all things sweet,
Like sugar and spice,
But she shit on me like an aeroplane
That Jettison Blue ice

Jettison by Tejota September 11, 2021