jesust

When you mean to say 'Jesus', but you're behind on evolution.

Jesust, that girl is SHAMELESS

jesust by PauI Denino November 6, 2020

jesusphobe

Someone who hates God, detests Christians, and does not miss a opportunity to let everyone know of their disgust.

Jesusphobes love to troll Christians.

jesusphobe by demonminion November 28, 2012

jesustinance 

Sustinance that Christians derive from Jesus.

That drunken, gambling, cheating Christian lost everything. All that keeps him going now is Jesustinance.

jesustinance by Robopoet January 4, 2009

jesushole

Defines a virgin vagina, possessed by a female that engages in oral and/or anal sex.

After giving him a blowjob, Diane told Billy that he could do anything, he just couldn't put it in the jesushole.

jesushole by bigdogcasino February 10, 2010

Jesustini 

a mixture of every alcoholic beverage scrounged up from your cabinet poured into a water bottle. shaken, not stirred, preferably.

probably your first experience with alcohol is a Jesustini.

Jesustini by Jesus Wentz January 11, 2008

JesusPhone

Pseudonym for the Apple iPhone or iPhone 3G.

OMG! Is that the JesusPhone?

JesusPhone by loser101onub August 11, 2008

Jesuswhore 

n. one who brings up Jesus or even religion in normal converstaion in a non-mocking way. Also acts as though they are 'loved' by Jesus more then normal people.

1) Goddamn, that chick is a Jesuswhore, she kept asking me if I've 'accepted him' as my saviour when I asked her about shampoo.

Jesuswhore by KatieCARCRASH August 3, 2007