jesussy 

its jesus but sussy

“im religous but im also jesussy”

jesussy by lukaslube December 31, 2021

Jesussybaka 

One’s name if one is born on or near Christmas time, and is a Sussybaka. Therefore they become a Jesussybaka like Jesus.

My friends birthday is on December 18, she’s a Jesussybaka.

Jesussybaka by Cool Kid Picasso December 14, 2021

Getting Jesused 

Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.

Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED

bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.

Getting Jesused by Lionspirit February 4, 2013

Jesus-ey 

The act of being kind, caring, benevolent

Clarie: "Sheila, your new jeans make your ass look fat!!"

Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"

Jesus-ey by Lt 50 December 2, 2009

Jesusly Fresh 

This word was made by a guy named Lucas. Its bringing back the word Fresh and multiplying the meaning by 1000 because "Jesusly" is added to the beginning. and yes Jesus = 1000 (everyone knows that)

Bro: yo meng some tight chicks are meeting us at the lake in 5 mins.
Brotha: dude! thats Jesusly Fresh!

Jesusly Fresh by Deikslayer6969 July 20, 2010

Jesused

When a college football player does an amazing move beyond human capabilities. Only used when talking about college football players.

Tim Tebow just jesused on that play. He broke 5 tackles and ran for an 80 yard touchdown.

Jesused by College Football Guru October 23, 2009

Jesusy 

In the manner of Jesus.

"He had Jesusy hair."

Jesusy by Mr. Morphine November 24, 2004