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"When a very catholic woman has severe seizures, in which she hallucinates Jesus and or other highly regarded religous icons. This is usually due to the fact that said woman has discovered her daughter's sexual activity, and or ingested large amounts of marijuana. Like, a lot of marijuana."
Jackie: Well Dave, my mom had a jesuseizure last night...

Dave: You don't say... Well, I suppose she must have had more than one of the communion wafers that we gave her. They had a LOT of weed in them after all.

Jackie: Well... It's either that or the fact that she found condoms in my bedroom.
by TheGreatB February 12, 2010
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