Jesus Sandals 

Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.

Those are awesome Jesus sandals.

Jesus Sandals by iloveharrypotterWhodoesn't? December 30, 2010

Jesus Sandals 

The shoes that noobsor tourists will wear.
Usually in brown or black. Flat. Usually 2 or 3 straps going over the foot and buckling on the outside of the foot

Dude! Check out all those newbs with their Jesus Sandals!

Jesus Sandals by LaurAsh July 5, 2007

Jesus sandals 

Sandals in which are usually leather and have two straps in front and back.

Look at her, she's wearing Jesus sandals.

Jesus sandals by Annie anymous September 10, 2016

Jesus sandals 

When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops

(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey

(Wife) you mean jesus sandals

Jesus sandals by Funnyguy32 February 28, 2016

Jesus Sandals 

The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"

Can be referred to J.S.

There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch

That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?

Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes

Jesus Sandals by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009

Jesus Sandals 

XXXTentacion sandals:
Leather (Designer) Sandals with 3 straps and hook up to your ankle

Wow, XXXTentacion has the best Louis Vuitton Jesus sandals ON EARTH🌎

Jesus Sandals by liddlejadde December 16, 2018

Jesus Platform Sandals 

Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).

Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.

Jesus Platform Sandals by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010