jerkomatic 

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)

1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...

jerkomatic by Puhercules July 30, 2009

jerkolater 

The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.

While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.

jerkolater by Raw_dogging_and_bailing July 12, 2006

Jerkolepsy 

Passing out immediately following a furious masturbation session.

Sorry I missed our date, I suffer from jerkolepsy.

Jerkolepsy by Chronic Jerkoleptic October 9, 2011

jerolain 

Someone who is pretty,weird and funny

"OMG he is SUCH a jerolain

jerolain by LAAAAAAALAAAAAA REAL February 11, 2022

jerk-ola 

Someone who is not very nice.
Censored for when you want to use a bad word, but little ears are present.

That semi-driver cut me off! What a jerk-ola!

jerk-ola by Jewel the Gem February 27, 2011

Jerkulate 

When you have one or more jerk-off/s swinging indecisively from one course of action or opinion to another

Combining jerk-off and vacillate.

Also;

-lat·ed, -lat·ing, -lates (intr.v.)
-lat'ing·ly (adv.)
-la'tion (n.)
-la'tor (n.)

The company will likely jerkulate about the new acquisition for years to come.

Jerkulate by Whateverthefuckyouwanttocallme November 21, 2011

jerkolive 

a crazy clown who drinks and tells people to fook off

getting drunk with make up on and telling people to fook off is jerkolive

jerkolive by sixpac1965 January 10, 2014