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Annoying ass ad for a "adult version of tiktok" that shows up on porn/rule 34 and hentai websites
While beating his meat, James saw the Jerkmate ad and thought the ad was a little sussy

jerkwater 

Q. Why do we call a backward place a "jerkwater" town?
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.
Those little dots on the map are jerkwater towns.
jerkwater by Ron Ruth May 28, 2007

jerkolater 

The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.
While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.

Jerkulate 

When you have one or more jerk-off/s swinging indecisively from one course of action or opinion to another

Combining jerk-off and vacillate.

Also;

-lat·ed, -lat·ing, -lates (intr.v.)
-lat'ing·ly (adv.)
-la'tion (n.)
-la'tor (n.)
The company will likely jerkulate about the new acquisition for years to come.

jerkette 

A female jerk. A woman who is unkindly towards others.
Jane won't help me with my Stat homework. She's such a jerkette.
jerkette by Blissta September 6, 2006

Jerkenstein 

An extremely tall and dead-looking jerk.

A Jerkface.

A Jerkface McQuacken.

A bizznatchius.
yo yo yo, whats up jerkenstein.

Hey jerkenstein, why you such an ass.
Jerkenstein by J-Dizzniggity June 6, 2007