Jerk-a-saur

Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve a larger version of the name.

Give me the remote back, you jerk-a-saur!

Jerk-a-saur by gdub205 November 6, 2008

jerk-a-holic 

Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.

Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!

jerk-a-holic by Elvo July 16, 2007

jerk-a-derk

just another slang term for either jerking yourself off, or getting a hand job.

Jon:yo man, so what'd you do with that girl last huh?

Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.

jerk-a-derk by J Hernandez February 5, 2007

Jerk-a-thon 

When one Masterbates for hours until Hands, Dick/Pussy are sore. Prefribly done while watching porn.

Guy 1: Dude what happend to your hand?
Guy 2: I had this crazy jerk-a-thon in front of the tv this weekend, My dick is still sore.

Jerk-a-thon by Fuckface unstoppable March 11, 2014

jerk-a-saurus rex 

Literally a king of jerks and -saurus is there for added comedial effect.

You, sir (ma'am), are a jerk-a-saurus rex.

jerk-a-saurus rex by 1PsycHOTicWitch May 17, 2015

Jerk a jiz 

Masturbating to the point of ejaculating

I am so horny I bet I could jerk a jiz in 10 seconds.

Jerk a jiz by Ndnzfan January 25, 2018

Jerk a quicky 

When you’re really short on time but you also need to jerk it

“If I hurry I can grab a bite to eat, start my laundry, and I can probably jerk a quicky, too!”

Jerk a quicky by Beta__male69 January 26, 2020