An orgy, all on your own.
I'm into masturbation. hey, it's like an orgy, only without nasty people.
A person who is officially not a boyfriend, might just as well be one, but isn't.
I got this from my fully gay semi-boyfriend. Semi-gay but fully boyfriend is just as bad, by the way.
Something with 4 wheels and 0 boobies.
Check out that car. Zero B00bage.
The position you're usually in when you're on the can
, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.
who bangs people on both sides of the Atlantic.
Being the transcontinental slut that she is, Cindy visits her friends in Europe - and gets laid - every summer.
Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.
Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!
The lingo used amongst mountainbike folk.
Examples of "Mountainese":
"It's a little technical."
-- Last time we rode here, we cracked a frame, had 3 snake bites, and taco-ed a wheel.
"This is the last climb."
-- This is really not the last climb, in fact, we're not even halfway. but if i tell you that, chances are you'll throw down your bike and won't talk to me for a month.
"I found this kick-ass trail!"
-- Pack your ID and some KY jelly, because chances are we'll spend the night in jail for trespassing.
"A yard sale"
-- A horrendous crash that leaves all your various "wares" -- water bottles, pump, tool bag, etc. -- scattered as if on display for sale.
" 'rhoid buffing"
-- Going down a hill so steep that your butt touches the rear wheel
"Hope you got your granny gear working!"
-- We're going to do some never-ending, impossible climbs. (A granny gear is the lowest gear available on a bike, designed for ultra-steep uphill climbing.)