Jerk Driving

The act of one jerking off to ones self.

The other day I was jerk driving to this chick in the lane next to me.

by Lala5456 December 9, 2010

Jerk Driving

When one drives like a jerk.

Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.

by Lala5456 December 9, 2010

jump drive jerk

Mentally storing a person or situation for later use in a masturbation fantasy.

My boy Frank and I were at the strip club last week. There was this blonde with a killer body. He said he was going to jump drive jerk her later. Great call!

by Moonjacker July 31, 2011