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Jeremae is one of the most easy and lovable people you will ever meet. She is chill and at the same time has no chill especially after a bottle or two of pinot gris she turns into the funniest person and is one of the most fun people you could party with. She is an extremely hard worker and is 100% clutch when it counts and is always fair and just. She loves hard and cares deeply about her friends and family and is always there to help and listen.

Jeremae is someone with strong opinions. Once you get on her bad side you are blacklisted for life and she could make your life a living hell but she's bigger than that and instead won't give two shits about you. She is reliable and the definition of Work Hard Play Hard. She is not afraid to cut a bitch if she has to but most of the time she doesn't need to because her glare will put you in your place. She is upfront, honest and genuine and if you're lucky enough to have a Jez in your life, your life will never be boring - bissssssh.
Person: Omg did you win your game?
Me: Ofc bruh Jeremae clutched she's a fkn beast
Jeremae by realbadbishhh May 6, 2021
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jerkaholic 

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.
He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.
jerkaholic by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008
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Jerejaynemiah 

Jerejaynemiah is when two people fall deeply in love, but their relationship disgusts and traumatizes all those aware of the couple. Term derived from the couple of basketball player Jeremiah and his boo Jayne.
"Reverend... I had another nightmare about Jerejaynemiah last night... he was eating her booty like a cupcake. Why must I suffer this visions? Have I sinned so greatly? Is God punishing me for being a ginger?"
Jerejaynemiah by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

Jerejaynemiah 

The relationship between two people who are in love, but it disgusts & traumatizes all who are aware of it.
"Bro, I had another nightmare about Jerejaynemiah last night... this time, he was eating her booty like a cupcake. Gross!"
Jerejaynemiah by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

jerkawhore 

A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.
Get out of my car, jerkawhore!
jerkawhore by Curvy January 5, 2008

jerkability 

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago
Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...

Thanks a lot, Jerkass! 

A scarstic term said to an irate customer.
As the customer was leaving I said to him "Thanks a lot, Jerkass!"