Jellypound

When a dude of average, normal weight pounds a fat chick. Usually taking place with a black male and a white female.

"Dude, did you hear about Keely and JJ?" "Yea man, JJ jellypounded that big white ass."

Jellypound by Chaz1180 July 25, 2007

Jellyjook 

The greatest internet troll of all time.

That Jellyjook stud just made me wet my pants with his humor.

Jellyjook by FatLobster November 1, 2011

jelly john

A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.

Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.

Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.

jelly john by cool4dude November 8, 2005

KellyJohnson 

Really nice person to be around. Doesn't take shit from anybody, and I love her, and she doesn't know it.

KellyJohnson.

KellyJohnson by gms13 May 12, 2009

Jellycorn 

A mystical creature that crosses a jellyfish and a unicorn. The creature is basically a jellyfish with a horn emerging from its soft upper-part. It is known for its ability to make anyone happy even in their worst of moods.

Man, I feel so depressed....

OOH A JELLYCORN!

Jellycorn by Team of D and L March 27, 2012

jellybones

(adjective) nervous, anxious.
Also the name of a Unicorns Song.

"That boy's so cute he gives me jellybones!"
"...I came to, my kneecaps were off, they were soft, I had jellybones..."

jellybones by Ez M. September 22, 2005

Jellydonut 

The act of not cleaning a sex partner off after the sex act.

Dude, after I front flipped these Gainers I totally left them with Jellydonuts!!

Jellydonut by arieslion August 29, 2010