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When you use Smuckers grape jelly as a lubricant for jerking off. Or any other flavor would work too, I suppose. From some random episode of Reno 911.
Wait, I thought that's what the jelly in the glove compartment was for. If it's not for jelly tugs, why is it in there?
by skeptical jesus July 16, 2008
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The act of inserting ones member into a jelly jar with the intention of using it to jerk off.
Junior should've taken his underwear out of the squad car when he was done with his jelly tugs.
by Dave56678 July 13, 2008
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A jelly tug is masturbating with any type of jelly or jam
I ran out of KY so I decided to use grape jelly for a nice jelly tug.
by Sqitso July 15, 2008
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The act of male masturbation using grape (or any other flavor) jelly as a lubricant
Jim was so horny that he just lubed up with concord grape and went with a jelly tug.
by dean-osteen July 12, 2008
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Jerking off using jelly (usually grape jelly) as opposed to normal lubricant.
"Don't jelly tug outside, or the mosquitoes will get you."
by JellyTug July 10, 2008
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When a man masterbates using jelly as a lubricant.
Best results if jelly is microwaved so jelly is fairly warm. Increases pleasure.
I was looking to spice up my masterbatory experience so I gave myself a jelly tug. Wasn't that messy either.
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To jack off using jelly as lube
I caught my brother doing a jelly tug last night.
by Foster414 July 12, 2008
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