Jeffersons bath

When an item enters a toilet bowl where fecal matter exists, for example a dropped cell phone or plunger intervention required to clear a clog.
Similar to a Jeffersons pool party, but more personal/intimate.

I clogged the toilet so good, I thought the plunger was going to have to take a Jeffersons bath.
or
I dropped my cell phone in the toilet while taking a shit so I reached in and took a Jeffersons bath.

Jeffersons bath by anonymous June 26, 2025

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

slang for a gigantic crap, comes from 3 brown-skinned TV families.

That wasn't just the Cosby kids I dropped off there, it was the Cosbys, Winslows, AND Jeffersons!

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons by Nick D April 3, 2003

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

A huge ass dump.

DAMN that was a big ass dump...I just dropped off the cosbys, winslows, and the jeffersons!

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons by Nick D February 7, 2003

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

both of yall wrong! there was NO tv sitcom with a family by the last name of 'cosby'. you may be referring to the huxtables, who had the star bill cosby.

"you look cute...in a theo huxtable kind of way"
"really? usually i get al roker."

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons by whatdaworld January 22, 2004

curly jeffersons

any male body hair that is very curly; specifically back-leg hair and pubic hair

"Hey Don! Bill left another batch of curly jeffersons in the shower after his weekly trimming."

curly jeffersons by Katharsis March 30, 2009

Thomas Jeffersons 

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.

Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons

Thomas Jeffersons by Wilhelmn August 2, 2020

Jefferson Wingy

The man, the myth, the Cleveland Metropolitan Area Legend. Major supporter of all things cannabis and proponent and supporter of Chief Wahoo.

Man, Jefferson Wingy knows everything there is to know about smoking trees and Bob Feller.

Jefferson Wingy by FartingBeer April 8, 2021